This Halloween I am Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Am I old Buffy?


Or new Buffy?


Only time will tell. New Buffy has much better stakes, though, and mine look more like one of those childhood giant pencils. Plus, I have leg warmers, and I know all the words to old Buffy's cheer squad cheer (How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is totally loose...etc). Well. That's as much incisive criticism as I am prepared to offer regarding the old Buffy - new Buffy - me Buffy tripartate.